Is it better to be a zombie?
No emotions. Check
No hurt. Check
Single minded (pun intended) focus. Check
Fashion sense not required. Check
Limited vocabulary. Check
Ergo- sense of humor not required. Check.
No familial equations...so no relatives. Check. Check.
Nobody asking you to get married. Check.
Or have babies. Check.
No bad hair days. Check.
No Monday mornings. Hell yeah!
You eating brains vs brains eating you. Check check f***ing check
Note: What happens when the zombies don't get brains to eat? They are already dead right? Damn.
Immortality. Check.
Sigh. Totally better to be a zombie. Patient zero, anyone?
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